"Watch your ass." - WEAR IT!

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Watch Out for the Crazies - STICK IT!

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Don't Let Your Meat Loaf - WEAR IT!

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Watch Out for the Crazies -- WEAR IT!

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The Stiller/Lewis Connection

April 2010.

Many a conversation with Mom goes like this:

Mom: I was looking through your Entertainment Weekly and saw a picture of that guy whose father is on that show...
Me: What show?
Mom: You know. The one with the funny father.
Me: Mom. What show...?
Mom: You know the one... It’s on channel 9.
Me: King of Queens?
Mom: Yeah, his son.
Me: Ben Stiller. Right.
Mom: What happened to him? He looks terrible now.
Me: Yeah, he let himself go.
Mom: He looks like Larry’s friend.
Me: Larry’s friend?
Mom: Yeah, you know. Larry’s friend on his show.
Me: Mom!
Mom: Oh, you know... The one who’s always complaining!
Me: Oh, Larry David.
Mom: Yeah, his friend.
Me: Richard Lewis.
Mom: Yeah.
Me: Yeah, he kinda does look Richard Lewis.

The Wizard of Weird

Today.

For some reason, I was talking with my mom about how I had to miss a Tori Amos concert because I had to recover from surgery. To relate, and make me feel better, she said:

"Oh, I know how you feel; I missed Judy Garland because my dress was too tight."

Feel free to ponder, discuss and ruminate. I sure am.

Well-meant advice

Countless times, and for many reasons, my mother has told me to:

"Watch my ass."

The meaning of this: To be careful.

Of course, if I watched my ass, there's no telling what amount of trouble I'd get into. But, God love her, she means well.