You know how dads always mean well by passing along "helpful" information? Except, the information isn't always helpful so much as it's totally confusing. The following conversation nearly drove me insane:
Dad: What'd you have for lunch?
Me: Salad.
Dad: A Chicken Caesar Salad?
Me: No.
Dad: You should have Chicken Caesar Salad.
Me: It's high in calories.
Dad: No it's not.
Me: Yes, it is. Because of the dressing and the cheese.
Dad: So, use another dressing.
Me: Then it's not a Chicken Caesar Salad.
Dad: Yes it is.
Me: The Caesar Dressing is what makes it a Chicken Caesar Salad.
Dad: Well, you can't just call it a Chicken Salad, because a Chicken Salad has mayo in it.
Me: Obviously.
Dad: So have a Ranch Chicken Salad.
Me: You're just not getting that it's the dressing that makes the salad unhealthy.
Dad: Whatever.
You're welcome.
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love these blogs about your parents! your father can come to lunch with me any time!
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