He's a regular Emeril Lagasse

Somewhat frantic phone call from dad, went like this:

Dad: "You know those round things you make food on?"
Me: "... plates?"
Dad: "No -- you know... Pepperidge Farm makes them."
Me: "Are you talking about the Deli Flats?"
Dad: "Yeah, yeah. Don't eat them. They're green molded."

What mystifies me about this whole conversation was that he remembered the brand "Pepperidge Farm," but not the word "bread."

Wow.