The Unexplained

Anyone who knows me knows I'm a sucker for anything paranormal. If there's a documentary on TV about ghosts, UFOs, yeti -- whatever -- I'm gonna watch it.

One day, I'm watching Supernatural Science on Chiller. The topic? Loch Ness.

Dad comes into the room.

"What's this? [beat] Oh, Loch Ness? Eff that. How many times I've seen pictures of that and been fooled every damn time."

And with that, he departs. No doubt to watch something sensible, like Benny Hill.