Dad: Here I sit, broken-hearted. Thought I shit, but only farted.
Classy.
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Jo and Harry are my Mom and Pop. Occasionally, they say and do things that deserve to be shared. Other times, well, I guess you hadda be there.
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Jo's Weather Bulletin
6/24/11: Weather Bulletin: You've Been Warned
If it's raining, be very careful -- 'cause it's gonna throw balls* down.
*Hail.
9/27/10: Weather Bulletin
The thing* keeps going off today because of all the friggin' crazy drivers.
*Fire Department Siren
6/8/10: Weather Bulletin:
I see smoke. Is everything OK?
3/31/10: Weather Bulletin
Be careful of the puddles--some puddles can be six feet deep.
2/23/10: Weather Bulletin
Be careful. It's raining. So, it's slippery.
2/10/10: Weather Bulletin
Stay home. It's too bad to go out. Find out if the office is closed.
1/25/10: Weather Bulletin
Jo: "It's raining hard and it's windy. Be very careful when you're driving."
1/2/10: Weather Bulletin
Jo: "It's snowing outside. Be careful; it will be slippery. Bundle up."
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"Pure awesomeness. I'm so glad you're finally doing this. The world needs this."—PM
"Yes. And by "the world", you mean "us."—NC, in response to PM
"Damn! I think my family would come after me with a shotgun."—JA
"Most awesome blog ever. Your mom is a star waiting to be born. Move the F over, Justin's dad!!!"—HT
"I'm loving it!!! Nicole, you should either be a stand-up comedian, have a one-woman show, and/or write a book of all these!!!!!!! Just my 2 cents."—JM
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i love BM humor. i love your dad.
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