Mom: Remember to watch out for the crazies.
My retort is usually something along the lines of:
Me: But that means we can never see each other again.
If it's raining, be very careful -- 'cause it's gonna throw balls* down.
*Hail.
9/27/10: Weather Bulletin
The thing* keeps going off today because of all the friggin' crazy drivers.
*Fire Department Siren
6/8/10: Weather Bulletin:
I see smoke. Is everything OK?
3/31/10: Weather Bulletin
Be careful of the puddles--some puddles can be six feet deep.
2/23/10: Weather Bulletin
Be careful. It's raining. So, it's slippery.
2/10/10: Weather Bulletin
Stay home. It's too bad to go out. Find out if the office is closed.
1/25/10: Weather Bulletin
Jo: "It's raining hard and it's windy. Be very careful when you're driving."
1/2/10: Weather Bulletin
Jo: "It's snowing outside. Be careful; it will be slippery. Bundle up."
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