Mom's Got a Soft Spot for a Ricky

There is a Navy recruitment office in a town where my mom and I often go shopping. Driving by this office, it's not uncommon to see Navy personnel dressed in uniform. Without fail, my mom will point and say:

Hey, look -- there's a sailor.

Now, I've been with her when we've seen other military personnel and she never stops to point them out -- leading me to come to a firm conclusion: My mom has a thing for sailors.