Late 1980s.
Dad decided to cut down the blue spruce in the backyard and use it for our Christmas tree. Tree trimmed and lit -- no problem. Until it occurred to us, that in the years the tree stood in the yard it may have acquired more than a few inhabitants of the insect variety.
Dad's solution: spray the tree down with bug killer. Except the bug killer reeked to high-heaven and what we ended up with was a Raid/pine-scented mess.
Dad's solution #2: spray the tree with perfume. Naturally, you can see where this is going...
The next day, my brother's friend walks into the house and exclaims:
"Jeez! It smells like a French whore in here!"
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
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