Dad's sitting in a restaurant, distracted by the Yankees game showing on one of the large TVs hanging above the bar. Contemplative, he says:
"Look at that big ass on Alex Rodriguez. Jeez. He's got the ass of a putan."
[Beat]
"Wait, they all have big asses. Must be the TV."
He then continues to eat his pizza, leaving me to conclude that Mets' fans are more complicated than I originally thought.
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