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Me: What's so nice about it?
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Jo and Harry are my Mom and Pop. Occasionally, they say and do things that deserve to be shared. Other times, well, I guess you hadda be there.
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Jo's Weather Bulletin
6/24/11: Weather Bulletin: You've Been Warned
If it's raining, be very careful -- 'cause it's gonna throw balls* down.
*Hail.
9/27/10: Weather Bulletin
The thing* keeps going off today because of all the friggin' crazy drivers.
*Fire Department Siren
6/8/10: Weather Bulletin:
I see smoke. Is everything OK?
3/31/10: Weather Bulletin
Be careful of the puddles--some puddles can be six feet deep.
2/23/10: Weather Bulletin
Be careful. It's raining. So, it's slippery.
2/10/10: Weather Bulletin
Stay home. It's too bad to go out. Find out if the office is closed.
1/25/10: Weather Bulletin
Jo: "It's raining hard and it's windy. Be very careful when you're driving."
1/2/10: Weather Bulletin
Jo: "It's snowing outside. Be careful; it will be slippery. Bundle up."
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"OMG! I am so excited about this! Finally! It is hysterical! I love, love, love the story about the chicken legs."—DJ
"These posts made me miss you and your parents so much! Love the blog—it's hilarious but also such a sweet depiction of them."—MK
"Pure awesomeness. I'm so glad you're finally doing this. The world needs this."—PM
"Yes. And by "the world", you mean "us."—NC, in response to PM
"Damn! I think my family would come after me with a shotgun."—JA
"Most awesome blog ever. Your mom is a star waiting to be born. Move the F over, Justin's dad!!!"—HT
"I'm loving it!!! Nicole, you should either be a stand-up comedian, have a one-woman show, and/or write a book of all these!!!!!!! Just my 2 cents."—JM
"This is so damn awesome. Thank you SO much for doing this... I'm going to visit often!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Love your Mom!)"—PL
"Very cute. I like it a lot. Looking forward to more adventures. Perhaps even more 'twahtting.'"—FH
"I love this! Soooooooo much!"—CT
"HYSterical. Better than Shit my dad says (hope you get a TV deal)."—KW
"Oh, that was so funny! I was laughing so hard, I had to call a noice... 'Noice, bring me a slimmy chicken with cold gravy! STAT!'"—PD
"These posts made me miss you and your parents so much! Love the blog—it's hilarious but also such a sweet depiction of them."—MK
"Pure awesomeness. I'm so glad you're finally doing this. The world needs this."—PM
"Yes. And by "the world", you mean "us."—NC, in response to PM
"Damn! I think my family would come after me with a shotgun."—JA
"Most awesome blog ever. Your mom is a star waiting to be born. Move the F over, Justin's dad!!!"—HT
"I'm loving it!!! Nicole, you should either be a stand-up comedian, have a one-woman show, and/or write a book of all these!!!!!!! Just my 2 cents."—JM
"This is so damn awesome. Thank you SO much for doing this... I'm going to visit often!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Love your Mom!)"—PL
"Very cute. I like it a lot. Looking forward to more adventures. Perhaps even more 'twahtting.'"—FH
"I love this! Soooooooo much!"—CT
"HYSterical. Better than Shit my dad says (hope you get a TV deal)."—KW
"Oh, that was so funny! I was laughing so hard, I had to call a noice... 'Noice, bring me a slimmy chicken with cold gravy! STAT!'"—PD
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this is the stupidest thing i've ever read
ReplyDeleteThis site is hilarious, little Ms.Anonymous is just being infantile. Poor children are subject to suicide because of Internet bullying. Grow up Ms.Anonymous! Nicole your site rocks, it cracks me up all the time. Keep it up.
ReplyDelete-Love Gina
Wow... Ms. Anonymous.... I think YOU'RE the stupidest thing... and you're being READ right now! Where's your blog... cause I wanna go and bitch about your stories with my crayons just like you did. If you can't play nice, get out of the sandbox, bitch!
ReplyDeleteThanks for your hysterical stories, Nicole!
xoxoxo
Paul
How immature. Ah, some people never shock me -- no matter how cutting edge they may want to appear.
ReplyDeleteNicole, your site cracks me up again and again. Looking forward to a ton more posts!
--Nuray
Nicole,
ReplyDeleteHaving met BOTH of your parents, I absolutely love your wacky re-tellings of their antics! Your blog is original and witty, and as anyone can easily see on your public site feed, you have lots of readers in numerous locations who enjoy your stories on a daily basis.
That being said, I'm not too sure why anyone would read AND post on a blog if they thought it was the stupidest thing they've ever read ... especially when said blog has been up for almost a year now. Call me crazy, but if I don't like something, I simply don't waste my time on it. Apparently Nicole's blog seems to have upset a fourth-grader somewhere out there, and they're letting you know by trolling your comments section. Real effective...
Keep your stories coming, Nicole - You have a lot of fans out here!
Okay, seriously. People who hurl insults (and infantile insults, at that) and then hide behind anonymity obviously don't have the balls to take whatever comes back at 'em. Go find something better to do, Ms. Anonymous. No one wants your kind around here.
ReplyDeleteHave a nice life!
Hugs and kisses,
Pegs
I just went through the whole archive of this blog and I have to say BRAVA.....I wish I had been there! Not only is each entry hysterically funny in it's own right, they also provoke thoughts of my own parents and their craziness.
ReplyDeleteKeep the posts coming!!!! To the poster who wrote: "this is the stupidest thing i've ever read", you must be one of the crazy's "Jo" urges us to watch out for.
Anonymous, that was the stupidest comment I've ever read. Get a life a-hole. This blog is hysterical.
ReplyDeleteTo Mr or Ms. Anonymous - your remark was annoying and mean. Aren't there enough annoying and mean people in the world? I would say so and why so shy? Is Anonymous your given name?
ReplyDeleteRead the blog and see how amusing, clever, funny and heartfelt it is. AS far as your remark goes - youhaddbethere!
First and most importantly, Nicole, your blog is great and the humor appreciated by many. I think the outpouring of support above shows that clearly.
ReplyDeleteSecond, I love people who hide behind an Anonymous tag to hurl insults or criticisms. Hey Anonymous -- where's YOUR blog? Where's your creative spirit and willingness to put yourself out there for the world to see? You're awfully brave and mouthy behind your Anonymous tag. Since you obviously, sadly, have the mentality of a child, let me put it in terms you might better understand: Come out, come out, wherever you are...
No? Didn't think so.
Rock on, Nicole.
Love, Jen